Dude

We just did an interview on CITR with Nardwuar the Human Serviette.... It was kinda awkward cuz we each called in from different locations and didn't know when someone else was going to speak!!!! He knew pretty much everything about us which was to be expected (b/c he's so profesh) but also sort of bizzarro. Anyway. Cool times. Thought I had more to write but maybe I just need to relax for a minute and get over the embarrassed feeling I have swirling in my stomach right now. PEACE.

I wanna be a super model...

I want this

But wouldn't be able to pull off a bow of that size...

BARF

I want this girl to get assassinated. (click on the word BARF and prepare to VOM)

Holy Shit

OK. Whoa. It just took me for-fucking-EVER to sign in to this shit. Compleeteley forgot how.
ANYWAY!
I realized the other day that I could take SILENT photo's with my iPhone.... this immediately inspired me to start BLOGGING. I will never, ever get used to that retarded word. I still think it's worse than "tweeting" which is obviously some sort of sick joke being played on us by a team of alien's that are secretly ruling the world (more on them later).

Now I just have to figure out how to get these beauties up on here.
So I still don't know how to put the pics in specific places so they're all just up there hanging out. I intend to hone my skills and get some seriously amazing silent shots and share them with the entire UNIVERSE. (I am getting distracted. Either a family of skunks just sprayed outside my apartment window or someone nearby is smoking some serious GANJA. puff puff pass muthafuckaaa)

I'm not going to bother explaining the photo's up there. I feel as though I should take the time to figure out how to publish these things properly so that my life is easier and happier.

K.

PS: I'm listening to Jesus and Mary Chain (Psycho Candy) and the amp isn't grounded properly so it keeps fading in and out as if a ghost is messing with me.... and also the inner sleeve has all these pictures that look exactly like BEN (pictured above with our $70 jam space key saved from the gutter) It's tripping me out!

This rules...

GUCCI WINDOW

I make sure to pass by the Gucci window every day so I can gaze longinly at what I would buy if I had endless amounts of completely disposable income. It is shallow and kind of sad, but it makes me very happy. My recent fixation is on this 100% silk dress with real gold detailing. It looks MUCH better up close on the mannequin and I'm sure would look A-MAZING on me. It is only $1300 and the shoes I want are only $1150. (US dollars, of course.) I imagine myself wearing this ensemble for a Vapid show and getting into some stupid argument with Steven and ripping my dress while moving gear or falling down a flight of stairs with my amp b/c of the ridiculous height of the shoes. Ruining that outfit would either be totally worth it, or put me into a deep depression for months.